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Da ist ja Oli Kahn ein Dreck dagegen [[grin]]
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/41066/very_evil_goalkeeper/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/41066/very_evil_goalkeeper/
"Mr. Churchill. You are drunk" - a lady in the British Parliament said to the Prime Minster. "I know, and you are ugly and I'll be sober tomorrow" - replied Churchill
Early mornning joke
Teacher was asking kids in school what their fathers work for a living
When it comes turn on Kleinfranzi he started:
My father works at night. Actually he is striper in gay night club. After show usualy goes with some "uncle" in to motel to earn some extra money.
Of course everybody in class was speachless and astonished.
After a class worried teacher came to Kleinfranzi and asked him:
Is that true what you told in the class?
Kleinfranzi whispering: No it is not true, I was just too embarrassed to tell my father plays soccer for Austria Wien.
gerade wo aufgeschnappt [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]]
Early mornning joke
Teacher was asking kids in school what their fathers work for a living
When it comes turn on Kleinfranzi he started:
My father works at night. Actually he is striper in gay night club. After show usualy goes with some "uncle" in to motel to earn some extra money.
Of course everybody in class was speachless and astonished.
After a class worried teacher came to Kleinfranzi and asked him:
Is that true what you told in the class?
Kleinfranzi whispering: No it is not true, I was just too embarrassed to tell my father plays soccer for Austria Wien.
gerade wo aufgeschnappt [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]]
Brigitte schrieb:
Das Ding gab es zur letzten Fußball-WM schon. Nur kickte der Papa da nicht für Austria Wien sondern für die französische Nationalelf... :mrgreen:
Dragoslav gestehe habs bisl verändert :mrgreen:
I got the SMS today:
"Remember when we were young and beautiful? We were having such a good time together. When we were riding that train...I put my ass in the window, you put your face....People thought we were twins
This one is a classic:
"The quiz in the American TV for the best priest. The catholic preist and the preacher from Australia qualified. They are going head to head and they got the last question:
- please write a poem with a word "Timbouktu"
The catholic writes:
-I was a father all my life,
had no childen, had no wife
I read the Bible through and through,
on my way to Timbouktu...
The preacher writes:
When Tim and I to Bisbane went
we met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and us was two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two...
Here's just a part from the top comments made by NBC sports commentators during the summer Olympics in 2004
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
And the best one is:
Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
He was 80, she was 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said "You are truly amazing. How do you do it?" Again he said "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse then said: "Well, well, well, you certainly are quite a man!" He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black
[[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]]
bisl was zum Lachen für langweilige Tage [[winkewinke]] [[winkewinke]]
I got the SMS today:
"Remember when we were young and beautiful? We were having such a good time together. When we were riding that train...I put my ass in the window, you put your face....People thought we were twins
This one is a classic:
"The quiz in the American TV for the best priest. The catholic preist and the preacher from Australia qualified. They are going head to head and they got the last question:
- please write a poem with a word "Timbouktu"
The catholic writes:
-I was a father all my life,
had no childen, had no wife
I read the Bible through and through,
on my way to Timbouktu...
The preacher writes:
When Tim and I to Bisbane went
we met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and us was two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two...
Here's just a part from the top comments made by NBC sports commentators during the summer Olympics in 2004
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
And the best one is:
Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
He was 80, she was 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said "You are truly amazing. How do you do it?" Again he said "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse then said: "Well, well, well, you certainly are quite a man!" He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black
[[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]] [[rofl]]
bisl was zum Lachen für langweilige Tage [[winkewinke]] [[winkewinke]]
Brigitte schrieb:
Der is wirklich lustig [[bussi]]
die anderen kannte ich z.T. schon aber auch sehr viele lustige sachen dabei [[yo]] [[winkewinke]]